One in five

A super brief blog this morning. All went well with the shingles shot .... initially .... but by mid afternoon the aches and tiredness couldn't be ignored.  I tried watching a mindless Netflix series about Los Angeles policemen but even a regular dose of pyrotechnics and an alarming number of murders per episode couldn't keep me awake. It is a long, long time since I've slept for sixteen hours without a break. A quick reading of the vaccines information leaflet warns that 'extreme tiredness and aching limbs' are a very common side effect impacting more than 'one in five'.

This weeks storms have torn the fishermens lobster creels and buoys from their moorings. The village dog walkers have piled them up on the foreshore in readiness for someone to come and retrieve them

The first tour group of the year spotted. From their dress style we think they must be Spanish. What must the poor things be thinking ? At eight am on a damp January morning the town isn't exactly humming.

Wheelie bags with Edinburgh airline luggage tags a sure sign of the returning student.  This one spotted outside Tesco is a late arrival.

We stop to admire the flowers in the window of the house that always has a table covered in essays waiting to be read and marked. 

The 1950's :https://www.coolidgereview.com/articles/1950s-mirage-cochrane

Correctives:https://x.com/CJFerguson1111/status/2015859422417870858

Brave young woman to go here :https://x.com/sophfuji/status/2015903225715818942?s=20

Life as an Uber driver :https://stevescherer.substack.com/p/my-journey-from-foreign-correspondent

An insight into gratuitous insults :https://paulkrugman.substack.com/p/how-canada-became-an-enemy

Spotted in a shop window in town.

The Health Centre was not busy. A hand written sign by the entrance told me flu and shingles shots were being dispensed in the room next door to the cafeteria on the first floor. After giving my name to a serious man at a desk in a small windowless cubicle a nurse met me and took me for my jab. I was in and out before 'The Font' had found a parking space. A second shot is required in nine months time. They'll send me a letter to let me know when. " Don't worry if they give you a date when you're on holiday. We can easily rearrange it " says the nurse jauntily. The NHS has worked like a charm.

 Spotted in a shop window in town. The first Scotland World Cup merchandise.

I think these bags must be made in China. The usual 'Nae Scotland ! Nae Party ! ' motto has been re-rendered as an altogether less demonstrably Scots ' No Scotland. No Party '. It loses something in translation. By the end of the summer residents of North America may have heard this cultural gem so often they'll know the updated words by heart :https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvi0GtQCEcQ

Burns products still for sale in the bakers. The angel cake in the shape of the poets cottage was very good. Light and made non-cloying by the mild bitterness of the coffee flavoured roof.

The weather still wet and miserable. The wind has picked up and the rain is heavy. This morning there's no sign of any students. I'm guessing that attendance at  9 am lectures in weather like this is poor. Possibly exceedingly poor.

Can you take hot food onto a plane ? I thought Health and Safety regs would stop anything walking down the aisle with hot food or liquids. Apart from that thought this list of do's and dont's was fun :https://thecontender.substack.com/p/rules-for-modern-life

Our old university Chancellor died and a new one is to be elected. Why is it all of the four candidates are so good ? Why can't we find politicians with CV's like these ? Being St Andrews there is a strong National Security bias. We know one of these people reasonably well and are on nodding terms with two others. Both of us are in agreement which one we'll vote for :https://www.st-andrews.ac.uk/about/governance/key-officials/chancellor/  Considering the UK is considered to be a moribund class ridden society it is a joy to see that three of them were 'first-in-family' to go to university.

Penguins:https://x.com/HumanityChad/status/2015411950071783457

The weather is so bad we've booked here for a few days in a months time. Let's hope there's some sunshine :https://hotel.macam.pt/

In Lisbon this little shop is worth a visit :https://www.avidaportuguesa.com/

Auld Lang Syne Edinburgh style :https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-5tV-qI3Iw&list=RDo-5tV-qI3Iw&start_radio=1  Look carefully at the end and you'll see one of the bandsmen is retiring.

They're all back.

It's not as windy today but it remains grey with lots of low scudding cloud and some heavy rain thrown into the mix. We see the first snowdrops in the woodland. 

Yesterday two large skate carcasses were washed onto the shore . The Jack Russells found their odour to be 'intriguing'. Puppy discovered that endearing trick of rolling on her back on the rotting flesh. The farmers wife had some difficulty coaxing her away. Overnight the tide has dragged the fish back out to sea. The farmers wife is delighted. She is growing increasingly nervous about the two boys trip to the US. The eldest starts the new semester at Edinburgh today which occasions her ever so slightly wistful comment " They grow up so quickly ".

In town we pass some students doing something 'studenty' over the spot where Patrick Hamilton was martyred. Three of them seem to watching a fourth do push-ups. We pass quickly by. When it comes to student antics it's best not to ask.

Would this attract you into a restaurant ?

We buy a baguette from the bakers.  The lady behind the counter doesn't so much wrap the baguette as carefully embalm it. Rubber bands are carefully placed over either end of the three layers of wrapping paper.  'The Font' observes that if a French baker was to wrap a baguette with this much time and  care the country would come to a grinding halt.

Todays must read. Trips to China are always interesting :https://www.willsolfiac.com/p/notes-on-chinas-alternative-modernity

The Beatles at their best :https://x.com/historyinmemes/status/2015094995674439955

Things that surprise :https://x.com/curatorWH/status/2009657352274981354

This maybe designed to shock. I'm not sure the author is right saying DJT has an affinity for Scotland. If so he shows it in unusual ways. I'm also not at all sure about the premise or the conclusions about 'exceptionalsim'  but the Pimlico Journal is always thought provoking :https://www.pimlicojournal.co.uk/p/americas-turkish-future

We shall go to this. The photos don't do it justice . People still celebrate the aconites coming into flower 900 years after Queens Ermengarde's death - which may say something about the deep rooted traditions around here :https://www.whatsonfife.co.uk/news/2026/01/19/mystery-of-medieval-queens-remains-revealed-in-new-guided-tours-at-balmerino-abbey/

Burns Night contrasts.

Burns night. The university event a measured affair. Black tie and best sporrans for the men and evening dresses with tartan sashes for the women. The Haggis addressed by a local Earl with an accent straight out of central casting. The attendees of an age where their wives tell them to be careful how much they drink and eat. A choir of a dozen or so students sing as if they are professionals and are applauded accordingly. Auld Lang Syne heard for the second time in a month.  By contrast the village celebrations are an altogether livelier event.  Arran sweaters and  cheerful  'party wear' alongside bagpipes and the village teenage 'band'.  86 people had paid for the meal but 97 showed up. This, the village secretary grumpily informs me, required some last minute seating plan re-arrangement. More arrived for the dancing. Labradors and Jack Russells pretend to sleep but keep an eagle eye open for dropped sausage rolls. This year Haggis Wellington with lamb loin was tried out by the ladies in the kitchen. They were told - perhaps diplomatically - that this was 'wonderful'. For the local teenagers the upcoming World Cup is now the only topic of conversation.

The latest copy of Private Eye has Greenland on the cover. No disrespect to any Greenlanders reading this blog but over the last 70 years I've probably spent ten seconds - thirty at most - thinking about the place. Now it seems people in DC have sleepless nights worrying the Russians and Chinese are about to swarm all over it . 

Here the weather has reverted to form. Cold, wet and exceedingly windy. 

As we walk back to the car we discuss the weather and recent events in Minneapolis. I went there on business one January in the mid-eighties to give a talk to a company called IDS. Forty years on I can still remember the walk back from the clients office to my hotel was the coldest I've ever been with the possible  exception of a later trip to Yakutia which was even colder and where I thought my ears had frozen off. I've watched the latest video footage but have advised 'The Font' not to.

The butcher has 'proper' Haggis for sale. Some folks think real sheep gut makes all the difference to the taste and texture.

The cafe by the cathedral is open and serving breakfast to a smattering of early rising young couples who are getting reacquainted after the Christmas break. Lectures start again tomorrow.

'Hangry' :https://theconversation.com/why-do-some-people-get-hangry-more-quickly-than-others-273617

This isn't helpful:https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/play-your-way-sane/202512/screen-time-might-be-shrinking-your-brain

If we were 35 years younger we might do this. The wine is produced locally which leaves me with much to ponder :https://www.expeditions-ducret.com/

This was interesting . Has life expectancy really fallen ?:https://jenka.substack.com/p/the-greatest-life-extension-technology-of-all-time-ea1d322fc5d

Korea and dogs :https://www.koreatimes.co.kr/business/companies/20260122/fate-of-half-million-dogs-unclear-as-dog-meat-ban-nears

A fellow Scot at Stanford ( although I don't agree with him on many things ) talks at Davos. He's always entertaining :https://youtu.be/nHsh38hCEfc?t=3247

The wanderers return

Thank you all for our comments on the shingles vaccine. I shall go along to the Health Centre on Monday for my jab. 

The storm that has been pounding us for the last three days and nights relents. This morning we're greeted by blue skies and some weak sunshine but more ( possibly much more ) heavy rain is expected by mid-morning. The town dog walkers are out in force enjoying this wind and rain free interlude.

Overnight the last of the students have returned and parking has become decidedly more difficult. The secret is to secure a spot before the two minutes to nine lecture rush takes place. With the students back there's also an influx of ageing cars. One of the neighbouring rugby lads has a red Golf that has a rear seat that's home to half a dozen  rugby balls , crumpled medical text books and a substantial number of crushed lager cans. The car looks as though a Big Foot is living in it. 

'The bonniest bird upon the bush had ne'er a lighter heart than she . 'A student  and her pianist practising this morning in readiness for tonights Burns festivities. We pause in the warmth of the chapel to listen :https://youtu.be/ZQ37eTtSQug?list=RDZQ37eTtSQug&t=46 What greater luxury can there be than being a private audience of two ? In its day this tale of seduction must have been decidedly saucy.

For Christmas we sent  twelve 'Beautiful Scotland' calendars to the Arizonans we met on the long dark sea voyage to the north of Norway. We have received twelve 'Beautiful Arizona' calendars in return. This may necessitate a trip to the charity shop with eleven of them. There is a limit to how many calendars you can use. Arizonan calendars are big on pictures of cactii.

The skies are busy with military aircraft. Denmark, our neighbour, is just across the water in one direction. Iceland in the other. The owner of Archie the arthritic labrador is knowledgeable about such things ( her husband used to be in the RAF ). She  says that 90 aircraft will be on exercise today. We all stand and watch as three of those large cargo planes with contra-rotating propellors come buzzing across the bay. They sound like hornets. 

Gorilla viewing glasses :https://www.buzzfeed.com/kristatorres/14-wildly-fascinating-facts-reddit

Do these not exist in the US ? :https://youtu.be/vCW7hKuq71I?t=338

This I thought was a good take by a professor at Kings in London :https://tldrussia.substack.com/p/tldrussia-relaunch-volume-3

Something about the Netherlands I didn't know but is strangely reassuring :https://x.com/DefensieMin/status/2014690226459849092

Mexico :https://mexiconewsdaily.com/news/middle-class-mexico-poverty/

Those 'comments' continue to generate anger :https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GS_Dl33mG5I

The surprise offer.

This morning I receive a letter from the local health authority informing me that I'm eligible for a shingles vaccination. They've given me an appointment at the health centre this coming Monday. The offer comes as a bit of a surprise as I'd never considered having one. The letter delicately informs me that the vaccine ' is beneficial for those who reach a certain age'. 

The weather continues to be wet and windy and grey. It's rough enough for the fulmars to remain firmly anchored to their nests on the cliff edge. 

When we get there the bakers shop is already busy. We wait in line behind three builders who are torn between ordering a breakfast steak and haggis pie ...

... or a vegan haggis, neeps and tattie offering. The steak and haggis pies win out.

Burns Day biscuit production is now at full tilt. By the end of the weekend the Valentines Day variety of the all purpose biscuit will replace them. The year is racing onwards.

Windows that were dark at the start of the week are now blazing with light as more and more students return. I'd reckon 60% have already arrived and the rest will show up today. The railways have chosen this week to upgrade the track between here and Edinburgh. This means anyone hoping to take the train all the way from London will discover they're moved onto a bus at Waverley for the final hour north. You've got to feel sorry for those that are experiencing their first winter here. They leave the gentle weather of southern England and find themselves in a town with freezing temperatures and gale force winds. Our Texan tenants for the house in town arrive today. 'The Font' is heading there to turn the heating up to maximum.

Harvest mice :https://x.com/Britannica/status/2012569445734977954

Unlikely here:https://www.popsci.com/science/do-trees-explode-from-cold/

That other thing :https://mei.edu/commentary/irans-coming-reckoning-regime-collapse-is-likely-democracy-is-not/

A very British monument :https://x.com/historydefined/status/2013786153220981148

That's surprising :https://x.com/the_transit_guy/status/2014094157862539631

Canada - again. 457 Brits also died fighting alongside the US in the front lines. These comments probably put paid to the Kings visit :https://x.com/glen_mcgregor/status/2014394485908607037

The January storm.

50 mph winds coupled to a high tide have whipped the sea into a fury. Waves crash theatrically over the end of the pier. Faced with the elements the fishermen and their boats have opted to remain in the safety of the harbour.  An engineer in bright red oilskins is nervously monitoring the temporary repairs that were done to the stonework after last years storms. He tells us that the high tide  has done serious damage to the flood defences on the other beach. Later on today we'll head down there to see the state of play. This serves as a little reminder that rising sea levels are indeed a thing.

Even the fulmars - usually dismissive of the elements - have opted to remain ledge  bound. 

The front door of the exam hall is open. The sound of a full fiddle and accordion band can be heard. The chairs have all been cleared away and a hundred or so youngsters are perfecting their dancing techniques for Burns Night. Although it's barely eight am they are having a whale of a time. Their laughter is infectious and we find ourselves chuckling as we head back to the car.  A day that starts with dancing is by definition a 'good' day.

This is the weather for staying at home and catching up with 'paperwork'.  On the radio the Chair of the Danish Parliaments Foreign Affairs Committee says his country has been treated with 'contempt' and that the claims on Greenland are ' majestic in their apocalypticism'. That's not a word you hear every day and is pretty strong language for an undemonstrative Scandi. We're left wondering what has practically been gained by all the recent drum beating.

This is the song the students are dancing to.  You can perhaps understand why anyone who hears it chuckles. This clip also gives a pretty good feel for what the village celebrations will be like :https://youtu.be/KPERf-9shf0?list=RDKPERf-9shf0&t=123

That state to the North of Texas is almost 100% :https://www.gelliottmorris.com/p/a-very-detailed-map-of-trumps-job-approval

One of the best economists around writes this rather unusual report from Davos where he was a speaker and shared a platform with Howard Lutnick. The comments ( or at least some of them ) are also quite insightful :https://adamtooze.substack.com/p/chartbook-250-after-the-thugs